ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

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project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

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thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

(Source: nicklugo)

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cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out



I don’t get it

cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I don’t get it

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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

22,373 notes

ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

24,835 notes

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

147,777 notes

ericscissorhands:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

11,701 notes

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter



2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

imageimageimageimage

2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

211,996 notes

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

(Source: yorshs)

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mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING

(Source: dopeybeauty)

213,649 notes

somesickcat:

reminder that this is a thing that actually happened

(Source: tom-mess)

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